10.Â In case Manny Ramirez tries to steal his Gold Glove.
9. Â Â The assault rifle store was all out of AK-74s.
7. Â Â Makes a good replacement in a pinch if he breaks all his bats.
5. Â Â Notice how you donâ€™t hear The Heckler anymore? Â That’s not a coincidence.
3. Â Â So he’s ready for the next smartass who calls him â€œEvaâ€.
2. Â Â Have you seen the size of the alligators in Port Charlotte?
1. Â Â Heâ€™s finally going to put a stop to those cowbells.