10.Â In case Manny Ramirez tries to steal his Gold Glove.
9. Â Â The assault rifle store was all out of AK-74s.
8. Â Â Heâ€™ll get that cap back one way or another.
7. Â Â Makes a good replacement in a pinch if he breaks all his bats.
6. Â Â It goes well with the camo cap.
5. Â Â Notice how you donâ€™t hear The Heckler anymore? Â That’s not a coincidence.
4. Â Â It’s the only way to keep David Price and ReidÂ BrignacÂ from touching his stuff.
3. Â Â So he’s ready for the next smartass who calls him â€œEvaâ€.
2. Â Â Have you seen the size of the alligators in Port Charlotte?
1. Â Â Heâ€™s finally going to put a stop to those cowbells.
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