Dear Youk

Let’s see, where do I begin?

Oh, wait, I know…

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Seriously? I need to know.

I think it’s wonderful that you’re out and about, looking for new charitable endeavors to support.

But an energy drink called “SlumpBuster”? With the tag line “Take Down a SlumpBuster”?

Are you out of your freakish head? Do you not realize how many baseball fans, how many RED SOX FANS are women?

And do you not realize that, if not for your ability to play baseball, in some circles YOU’D be considered a ‘slump buster’?

How is it possible that, in 2008, you are so far behind the times that you looked at this idea and thought “Great! I want to be associated with a practice that humiliates and demeans women! Sign me up!”?

I expected better from you. I’m sorely disappointed. It was a group of women fans who started “DoKY“, so you know there are women out there who support you. This is a slap in the face to all of us.

That number 20 t-shirt of mine is going right in the trash.


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