The breasts are back!

On the cab ride home tonight, I heard on WEEI that NESN has signed Hazel Mae and her rack to a three-year contract.


Huzzah.  I’m guessing this means ESPN didn’t want her.  Can’t imagine why.


The sports gods hate me – that’s why.


(You’re welcome for the picture, men.)

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