There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how much I hate this film. I haven’t read the book but many people I know have been trying to get me to do so. I will never, ever read this book because if I hate the book only a quarter as much as I hate the movie it will still be more than I hated any other thing I’ve ever read or watched.
I’m only putting this entry up to remind me some day in the future when I decide to give this film another chance that I hate it more than I hated having pneumonia and my eyes should never gaze upon it again.