Note from Cyn: Longtime readers and friends of the RSC know “Tru†very well! He has graciously offered to occasionally contribute to the blog in times when the spirit moves him. Below is his latest offering. What a way to start a Sunday!
Screen grab of Youk and Manny going at it from NESN video
A Transcript of the Youkilis/Ramirez Argument that Lead to Thursday Night’s Dugout Altercation
Manny Ramirez: I am Manny, you bald person.
Kevin Youkilis: I HATE it when I strike out, don’t you get it?
MR: Your hair belongs on top of your head, not on the bottom.
KY: Blue sucks, and you know it.
MR: Do not sit next to me. I do not want to catch the bald head.
KY: Francona likes me more.
MR: Who Is this Francona? Don’t touch my bat.
KY: I’ll touch it.
MR: You’re getting my batting gloves wet. Stop dripping on them.
KY: Get a hair cut, Marley.
MR: You are bald. That thing on your chin has food in it.
KY: You can’t run. Nobody likes you.
MR: You’re going to be traded.
KY: At least I try to hit a baseball.
MR: You wipe your face with my doo-rag once more and I’ll smack you. Get a towel sweat boy.
KY: Does your hammy hurt, Manuella?
Coco Crisp: Manny, tell him in Spanish.
MR & KY: Shut up, cereal boy.
KY: I HAVE to get a hit every at bat.
MR: Man, you need to chillax, smoke some, you know?
KY: I’m telling.
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