Dear Lenny:

You know what would be good tonight?  If you didn’t suhck.  That would be great, actually.

And, the rest of you, a lot of hits.  That would be a big positive too.

Thanks.

(Edited to add…first two hitters, who happen to be left-handed, both get hits to start the game.  Lenny hates me.)

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